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Neo-Egyptian: quick game of DC?
JJJ: can't now
JJJ: downloading stuff

Neo-Egyptian: :(
Neo-Egyptian: fine! just choose gay pornography over me!
JJJ: I can't help it! I'm addicted!
Neo-Egyptian: that compy and crowbar porn is pretty awesome
JJJ: No denying


Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:18 pm
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Neo-Egyptian: i had the weirdest dream of all time last night
Neo-Egyptian: i was in a games store with lots of my friends
Neo-Egyptian: then this girl comes over and shows me a copy of resident evil 1, and comments how it's funny how they're still making copies of it (this girl knows nothing about games)
Neo-Egyptian: then she drags me outside and it turns out the store is in a school
Neo-Egyptian: and she starts giving me head in a little alcove... which is made of glass
Neo-Egyptian: then we go back into the store but now she's gone somewhere and a teacher is holding a door open for me
Neo-Egyptian: and everyone is in a circle holding a fetus shaped CUCUMBER
Neo-Egyptian: and someone is saying 'IS THIS ANDY'S BABY TOM?'
Neo-Egyptian: then i woke up
Neo-Egyptian: and i was like WTF

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Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:31 am
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The Crowbar God: nah, it's alright I understand
The Crowbar God: I understand compy, from the bottom of my dark black husk of a human soul

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Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:54 pm
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Neo-Egyptian: you around for dc tonight?
[-TFB-]Spidermonkey: maybe yeah
Neo-Egyptian: awesome
[-TFB-]Spidermonkey: fucking girls, i have to get her out of here
Neo-Egyptian: just be like 'tits or gtfo'
[-TFB-]Spidermonkey: no way, i am a gentleman...
[-TFB-]Spidermonkey: ...she will leave on her own when she wakes up and realises that i dont even remember her name


Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:20 am
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Neo's LiveJournal

Subject: Heavy, Shield and Nades
Mood: Happy :)
Song: She's a Rainbow - The Rolling Stones

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Hello, pretentious web journal. Today I played Desert Crisis against Spider, a man who I am learning to trust. I was initially weary after my good friend Daniel Moores had a terrible break-up with him, but time heals all. The problem? I think he is capturing my heart.

We picked random together. He got the sigs. I got the grenades. He fired right through to my heart, and I blew all over him.

Good night.

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eeerm????


Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:02 am
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Agreed...

...what?


Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:32 am
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Compy wins the 'astronomically epic fail' award for taking a piece of dialogue completely out of context and providing no explanation whatsoever. I was talking about playing Spider on crossfire and Compy said something like 'you should write a blog about it' so I decided to write him back a pseudo-livejournal comment complete with standard 13 year-old girl musings and angsty romantic overtones. It was only marginally funny to begin with and now isn't funny at all because I've had to explain it.

GOOD QUOTE COMPY!


Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:36 pm
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and like, it doesnt like have enough like spelling errors

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Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:38 pm
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NeoE wrote:
Compy wins the 'astronomically epic fail' award for taking a piece of dialogue completely out of context and providing no explanation whatsoever.


Some of the best quotes are the ones out of context with no explanation.

For example, just about any time I talk to Amy, you'll find lines such as:

14:20 - Amy.: come on me and dan can spy :D

-OR-

18:00 - Amy.: i'll eat yours, suck it back up and eat it again.


Now if I explained them, do you really think they would be as funny?

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